Could it be?
"Do laundry."
"Sure, Got no news from that bastard,"
"We're not in love and had no commitment at all,"
"4 years already, If we match each other,,,"
"what's wrong if I give the chance to myself?"
"I do wait for him, Just play while waiting,"
"Play while waiting?"
"You think it's a childish game?"
"Is this your first game in 4 years?"
"More than this."
"This is so-called lust."
"You can say it's about fairness and existentialism,"
"It's our listeners' turn."
"If you think Elaine has the right to go out with guys,"
"Send us an SMS,"
"Send us"yes"or"no","
"We'll have dinner cash coupon for you,,,"
"to play while waiting,"
"We'll continue after the news break,"
Lawrence, this is Bingo Leung,
Please get someone to fix poster 4SP32 in Nam Cheong Station,
4SP32
At night? It's even better for myself to change it,
ASAP, That's it,
Hello?
Bingo, Gus's stolen things at your desk,
Stolen my stuff?
Bingo,,, Where's he?
Back at 8:15. Stolen your M & G catalogue.
Got into Boss's office and has been talking till now,
By the way, do you know anyone who can get concert tickets?
Sure, Head, How many do you want?
Is the first row too close to the stage?
Good morning, Head,
Sorry, there was a thief in the morning,
Thief? What did he steal?
Nothing much, Only 20 million dollars,
The silliest thing was he stole my M & G catalogue,
Hey... the client gave this to me.
Really? That's too bad.
Then the thief stole your copy, because this one is mine,
See, it's got my signature,
Is it clear?
Enough arguing, Go out for now,
We'll talk at the 1:30 meeting,
Yes, Hello?
How dare you to steal? Why not rob a bank? Stupid,
I don't know what you're all upset about.
Can you handle a client like M & G?
You think I can't?
The boss of M & G fears old maid most,
You know your own ability,
If he buys your idea, I won't be able to win.
Beat it.
What?
B.E.A.T. I.T.
Fine.
What's his name?
Gus,
What a bad name,
You play this game all the time?
You don't know how many bastards there are in my company,
Hit his mouth to stop him from blabbering,
Hit his hands to stop him from stealing,
Hit his cock to stop him from screwing around,
That's too much, He only stole my things,
He never sexually harassed me.
What if he will? We'll strike first,
Break his stomach and cock. Break his limbs.
Break his head and legs, Wish he would catch venereal disease,
May wealth and health be with you.
What do you want?
Want to share the food?
Let's do that.
You never eat much,
What do we do with a table full of food?
Are you still paying for the beeper?
Your "826" will never call you, Let it go,
Still waiting?
Yes, yes,
Wait for what? One should look forward,
Every woman... should look forward now.
Not bad. Look at him...
Looks like a red pocket, How fortunate,
Hey. He's looking at this side.
No. Seems more like we're eyeing him.
Sorry, Sorry girls,
Crazy sales everywhere, I forgot time in the mall,
Sorry, Have you ordered already?
Don't block my view.
Are you mad?
Looking at lady-killer?
He looks familiar.
We know each other,
Know each other?
V, how're you doing?
Long time no see, How are you?
Fine.
Why didn't you come find me?
I've been busy lately.
What're you working on?
This is the best plan, Excuse me,
Yes, Uncle's speaking,
Don't just sell insurance,
You have a job to do,
Got it,
My friends are over there, Do you mind them joining us?
Get your handbags,,,
Get your handbags, Hurry up,
Get there, Go,
Okay, Let me introduce them to you,
This is,,,
Excuse me.
Hello?
Sorry, wait a minute,
Sorry, I need to take this call,
We'll be back soon,
Hello? Nothing,,,
You made us look like hookers,
Nonsense.
Let's order first.
Why is he so talkative?
Hey... Is he a bookie?
I don't know.
Met him some years ago in Agatha's birthday party,
Don't know him well.
You don't know him well?
You're something, really,,,
What's up, Steve?
I'm full. Who're you with?
I'm coming, Bye,
I'll go take care of my guy, Bye,
Bye.
Cheer up, What can't be resolved?
It's not a one-way street.
You can still be friends,
Sure,,,
Anything else to do?
Let's go home,
I'm going, OK?
I'll pay next time, See you,
Bye. Bye.
I'm going,
Hey... What?
Have a drink with me.
Didn't you say you gotta go home?
I have something to tell you,
Stop using pseudonyms,
I figured out who he is,
If Winnie finds out, you'll never be friends,
See how she played the computer game? She's scary,
But Steve said he didn't love Winnie anymore.
Really? They only know each other for a few months,
He said Winnie's fierce, squanders, and,,,
Has smaller breasts than yours.
Winnie's half an inch bigger,
It's obvious he liked you because of your breasts,
How do you know?
Because he never flirted with me.
Don't cry. It's not a problem having no guys.
Honestly, sometimes we were perfect for each other,
I don't just mean sex,
Sometimes we said the same things,
You're blind, I have nothing to say,
I have to touch up my make-up,
Don't worry about this.
I've told you...
Hi.
It's taken, buddy,
We met twice in one night, I just wanna say hi,
I'm sorry for what I did in the restaurant.
Can you lend me your phone?
My phone?
Please. My phone's out of battery.
One minute, Take or leave it,
Bingo,,, Steve just called me,
You're here? He fought with Winnie,
I'm going, Winnie scratched his car,
Sure,,, Now it's your turn,
Time's up,
Alright, Bye,,, Time's up,,,
Alright, Now nobody sits here,
Can I use it for one more minute?
Just kidding,
You're on phone all the time,
You deserve having meals alone for the rest of your life,
You're drinking alone yourself,
What? Didn't you see my friend leave?
And you did see my friend leave too,
Right, So what do you do?
I'm a cop,
Really?
Then will I be in danger?
Sure, You're in danger now,
It's dangerous to flirt with gals,
I'll turn myself in.
Because I'm a lonely fugitive on the run.
Arrest me, please,,,
I said I don't know.
Agatha said this guy never goes home with girls,
What if he's in my home now?
Do whatever you want.
But how can you be so attractive?
What do you think?
Is he really in your home?
No, of course not,
So why call me with all the questions?
Why do you mess up my clothes?
Hey, what're you doing?
Remove my fingerprints.
Can't leave any evidence at the crime scene,
Darn.
No time to find it before going to work?
How do you know?
As a lonely fugitive,
I must know some reasoning,
And you're not quite able to be a cop,
Hey, come with me.
Give me some help,
Help with what?
You always sleep on one side,
See, this side is flattened,
No good for your spine,
How does a fugitive know so much?
How does a cop know so little?
Come on, Turn it around,
1,,,2,,,3,,,
Harder.
Okay,,,
Turn it upside down,
See if it feels better,
How does it feel?
It's no different at all.
Impossible, Must be a bit better,
Let me try.
Much better.
How about your side?
I never sleep at this side,
So who sleeps here?
This stained one is the last bra I got,
You washed the others for me,,,
Hey. Are you a pervert?
What do you want? You psycho,
No... You misunderstood me...
Think mine are too small? No,,,
Get away, Get out of here,
Get lost,,,
Get lost, Pervert,
It's normal for men to go soft,
You beat him up, he lost face,,,
and fled, It's normal,
By the way...
It turned soft when you touched it.
Isn't that... a bit abnormal?
Any similar cases ever happened to you?
No, never,
Perhaps,,, He thought your breasts were too small?
Or did you do something kinky that scared him?
Why must it be my problem?
Because he seemed nothing problematic,
Are you sure?
Feels so comfortable after the bath.
How about a foot massage?
No, you know I fear of pain,
Me too.
They're offering a discount rate, Really?
Really.
You go drink something first, We're going,
Hurry up. Okay.
Sometimes I find myself quite,,,
smart,
Smart?
I tricked Bingo into leaving us,
Why did you trick her?
You told me to do something last night,
And I did it,
What did you do?
Hi.
V called me last night and said he want to see Bingo,
So I set them up,
What're you doing?
Something happened to them last night,
Calm down, I came,,,
to say one thing,
What's there left to say?
You,,, When was your last check up?
What happened?
Bingo said she didn't take V home,
She lied to you, Idiot,
She lied? They had sex?
That would've made everything okay,
Are you going to leave?
When was your last breast check-up?
Security,
Listen, your left breast has a lump,
I'm a doctor. Believe me.
Hey... wait...
What's wrong, miss?
Nothing, We know each other,
This is a good gynecologist, I made an appointment for you,
You jerk, Leave Bingo alone,
Calm down,,,
You wanna die? Let me go,,,
Listen to me, Let me go,
Are you crazy?
Breast self-examination involves 3 steps,
Stand in front of a mirror, Lower your hands,
Check carefully if the breasts are symmetrical,
and if they look normal,
Step 2,
Put one hand behind your head.
Press gently on all parts of the breast,,,
in spiral with your fingers,
Check if there's any bubo in the armpits,
Squeeze the nipples gently to check for discharge,
Step 3, Lie on the bed,
Put a small pillow under your head,
Slightly press the left breast in circles,,,
with right fingers put together,
Press at least 3 circles...
clockwise,
Then check the right breast with left hand,
I missed the most important step,
What?
Self-exam requires you to remove clothes and bra,
Remember, I'm serious,,, goodbye,
What a waste of time, Sure,
Hey? Yes, I...
I'll come later. Bye.
Flirting with guys?
Here's an advise:
Don't be so serious about guys,
Don't accept them too early,
This was how Steve fell for me,
Yes,,, Let's go to bedroom now,
What for?
I don't feel any lump.
Let me see.
I think there is a little.
Really? There is?
Do you mind her listening together?
Not really. Go ahead.
Most breast lumps are not malignant,
But do I have it?
Yes,
80% of the breast lumps are benignant,
What about the other 20%?
Malignant, which means breast cancer,
What's 20%? How much is that?
How many times have you bought a handbag that's 20% of retail price?
It rarely happens.
Not a very appropriate metaphor,
but you should think in positive ways,
If I'm really among that 20%,
can I,,, break the lump?
Or,,, keep my shape?
If it's not widely distributed,
we can remove the lump and the small area around it,
It won't affect the shape,
What if it's widely distributed?
If it's not close to the nipple,
only a segment will be removed,
And if it's close to the nipple?
Then the breast must be fully removed,
What are other conditions that'll require the breast to be removed?
The lump's size relative to smaller breast,
Nurse...
Don't worry too much.
What I said was the worse case scenario, The chance is very low,
You'll get a mammogram and tissue test,
Any family member who had breast cancer?
No.
Then the chance is even lower, Don't worry,
Miss, this may hurt a little,
Relax, Don't panic,
Eat so little? Do eat more.
I'm full.
I'll get you soup, Thanks, mom,
Don't go to lose weight,
Thousands of dollars only make you look like a bamboo,
Are you talking about me?
I'm talking about myself,
Why do you tell others I'm losing weight?
Fat auntie suddenly becomes thin auntie.
People may think you've got cancer,
Then go tell them I have cancer,
Don't talk about bad things at dinner,
How bad? Great Aunt died days ago.
Great Aunt from Vancouver? How?
Breast cancer, like your grandma,
Didn't grandma die of liver cancer?
Breast cancer somehow turned into liver cancer.
It's because the cancer cells spread,
Eat up and then drink this,
Bingo, listen to the demo,
I've heard too much.
Listen to me, This is good,
It's over? What do you think?
Wait, the last part is the best,
It needs to be touching, It should move women to tears,
Find another.
Sorry,
You got me into trouble,
Sorry,
Hi.
Don't sit so close.
What do you come here for?
I booked the doctor for her, She gets the result today,
I should care about my friend.
When did she become your friend?
If she's fine, she must let you have it,
I hope that's the case,
Bingo?
Are you alright?
What?
Don't fight,
Let me go,
Trying to trick me? Trying to curse me? Luckily I'm tough,
Listen. My result is negative.
You deserve it,
I said she'll let you have it.
You should've told me earlier,
I'd beat him really hard.
How fierce you are. You've punched me too.
Why did you do this to me?
I bought you the most expensive bra,
I applied moisturizer to you when the weather is dry,
I never complained about your size or shape,
Why did you do this to me?
Head, cured; Tail, all cured,
Head, cured,
Tail, all cured,
Head, cured; Tail, all cured,
Tail, all cured,
Head, cured,
Head, cured, Great,
Tail, all cured,
Sorry, I'm late,
You told them?
What do you think?
You should leave something for me to say,
So you know what happened,
I still want to make a formal announcement.
My left breast's lump is the malignant 20%. It's breast cancer.
The distribution is large and close to nipple,
I'm the lucky one who'll have her breast fully removed,
Don't be so worried.
Others would think it's you who have breast cancer,
Are you OK?
Yes,,, I may be sick,
It doesn't mean I should always put on a long face.
It's tiresome.
I've made up my mind,
I'll be a positive patient,
I won't let others look down at me.
I've read the book.
It says the causes of cancer include...
livestock injected with antibiotics,
poultry injected with estrogen,
eating high-fat food,
alcohol, persistent use of hair dye,,,
menopause,
anger, jealousy, anxiety,,,
unmarried, married,,,
whether giving birth to children or not,
or giving birth to children after age 40,
having children without breastfeeding,
taking contraceptive pills,,,
Anyway, everybody has a chance,
Luckily I found out early,
so I have a bright future ahead of me,
Yes, Be a forward-thinking woman,
Be a cancer fighter,
I've read people like you in articles, They're impressive,
Uncle bought insurance for you, You'll receive claim money,
You won't have to worry about getting treatment,
And the best of all,,,
What?
It's luck having only minor diseases,
I like the sound of that. Let's celebrate.
Come on, Cheers,
Hey, Cheers.
You scared me to death just then, It sounds terrible,
I'm scared if I'll get breast cancer too,
Don't worry. It's less likely for men.
Annual self-examination will ease your mind,
Is it true the bigger the breasts,,, the bigger the chance?
You're so optimistic about it,
A patient can be knowledgeable and optimistic,
Good point,
What's so big deal about getting married?
Let her be, The happiest day for a woman,,,
is the day she gets married,
If "826" finds you and knows you got the disease,,,
do you think he would mind?
If he does, dump him,
Anyone else you want to see?
You think I'm dying?
I just want you to see a few more doctors,
No, It's expensive,
I am afraid I might have to agree with your previous doctor,
A radical mastectomy of the left breast is inevitable, and
most likely to be followed by few sessions of chemotherapy,
What have your team done?
See how well they've done,
I don't understand any part of your proposal.
Bingo, from now on present your proposal to Gus first,
I'll see it when all problems are fixed,
Don't waste our time.
We need his approval?
Head, I can explain if you need clarification,
Alright,,, go ahead,
Alright, Concerning the baby products,,,,
Hey. Are you going to continue?
Hey...
"826: I'm back,"
Bingo, How're you?
My legs were paralyzed after a car accident 7 years ago,
I alienated myself from the rest of the world.
Including me?
Sorry,
I couldn't face anyone.
Why come back and find me today?
Because I need money.
You need money?
Just kidding,
From the moment I got through your pager,
I knew I underestimate women's will.
Anyway, thank you so much,
I should thank you, too.
I didn't waste paying for 7 years of pager service,
What would've happened had we stayed together?
Perhaps we'd have a family with 2 kids,
one would be running around, the other you'd be breastfeeding,
How interesting,
Or perhaps,,, we'd roll on the hospital lawn,
Mook... I have breast cancer.
Answer me,
Does every man mind?
The one that truly loves you won't,
It's OK. Thanks...
You're welcome,
I'm not a busybody.
Surgery may not be a bad thing,
But ancient medicine and Qigong can help too,
A friend of mine who tried was cured,
I'll fax you the prescription once I find it.
Thanks,
To beat a disease you must have the will to fight,
You can beat it,
Thank you, goodbye,
Goodbye,
Receiving a fax?
What? You steal too much,,,
and you're scared of the fax being stolen?
It's not yours.
Where's Bingo gone to?
Head, Bingo left office early yesterday,
It was the same today...
I don't mean to gossip about her,
But recently I heard that Bingo's...
been close to Man Shing,
What's "Man Shing"?
The agency that's been fighting us over the M & G account,
Excuse me. I want these all.
Hi.
What do you want?
It's boiling,
What?
It's boiling,
Are you going to the cemetery?
This was for you, but when I thought about it,,,
I couldn't do it to you.
Why are you always showing up out of nowhere?
Don't you doctors work?
I didn't have chance to tell you.
Actually, I'm a clinical psychologist,
I'm undergoing a behavioral therapy,
I don't need your treatment.
Actually, I'm the subject,
I'm my own doctor, and you're my cure.
Crazy,
That night,,, you're not the only victim,
After that night, I became,,,
I became...
Impotent,
You're over, You'll go soft every time,
When was your last check-up?
Behavioral therapy is for patients who face traumatic experiences,
such as 911 survivors,
Southeast Asia Tsunami survivors, and me,
We have to find the source of problem,
And we'll find out things that make us fear,
You're going everywhere with this?
It's totally unacceptable to make fun of the traumatized patients,
I don't think so.
I know the origin is you,
Where I fall down, I should get up,
From a medical standpoint, I should date you,
But it sounds cheap doing so,
So I want to borrow something from you,
What?
The dyed bra... from that night,
Do you think I'll lend it to a pervert like you?
I beg you,
I won't give you, I'd rather burn it up,
You'll never get your head up for the rest of your life,
But I tried to help you,
You have disease and you're feeling good now,
Please give some help,
My mood is none of your business, Understand?
I'm this way because I'm optimistic.
Unlike you,,,
The entire life,
Hello? Yes, where?
OK,,, I'm coming now, Bye,
Please...
Please leave right away,
Go home and cure yourself with behavioral therapy,
Don't mess around.
Go,,, go,
I warn you. I'll call the cops if you don't go.
Yes, I am,,,
This doctor lives so far away,
Cleaner air,
Sure,
But he's only a doctor, not a fairy.
He must eat.
His fee may be a bit high.
I got it,
Lump in the left breast?
Can you show me?
Here?
I mean the mammogram,
Here.
Widely distributed and next to nipple,
Probably needs radical mastectomy.
Are you taking Chinese medicine and practicing Qigong?
Yes,
That's better,
But they won't help much.
I'm sorry.
There's really no cure?
No.
What about your master?
Sure he can cure her,
But he's traveling everywhere, I don't know his whereabouts,
Even if we find him,
he'd too old to treat patients,
If a patient's condition is serious, he can only cure one each time,
Otherwise he wouldn't have cured that cancer kid,,,
rather than your legs,
There's a cure for your legs?
It's been years since then. I'm in no hurry.
But your illness can't wait.
Master Ng, please help her,
I'll try to find my master,
but the chance is really low,
I'll call you if I find him.
Thank you, Master Ng,
Apply it twice a day, It helps to reduce the lump,
Thank you, Master Ng,
Today's fee,
No need, I wasn't much of a help,
Remember, keep practicing Qigong,
The key is your will,
How can I strengthen my will?
The common way is to smile more, Be happy,
The uncommon way is to think about people you hate,
Don't let them look down on you.
Don't touch my things, They'll be here for 2 more days,
Got it,
Doctor, has it shrunk?
Breast cancer doesn't make your breast smaller.
No, I meant if the lump was smaller,
No.
No?
No way.
I've been practicing Qigong and taking expensive Chinese medicine,
Is it because of my lack of will?
I can't comment on your alternative treatments.
But I suggest you to undergo the operation ASAP,
After that, you can consider breast reconstruction surgery,
Good result, No one will tell the difference,
Sure if I have clothes on,
I still want to get married and have babies,
If you're healthy, you'll still have a future, "826: Call me",
Make your decision soon. Don't delay it.
What's up, Mook?
Master Ng has found his master,
Really?
We have go to Sichuan right away,
Sorry, Head,
I'm moving, Can I take a week's leave?
Oh no, Head,,,
My window frame had fallen onto the street.
I must take a week's leave...
or I'll get arrested,
Go, Please,
What's there to fear?
He said we can't take leave.
Now is the time to tell him.
Head, we're getting married, We want a 2-day leave,
The company's at war,,,
No marriage, Go,
Head, I want to visit my ancestors' grave,
I want to take leaves.
I'm attending my dad's funeral,,, I want a day off,
OK,
Thanks, Head,
Have the funeral at midnight,
Then attend the wake and fix everything,,,
Be back at 8 tomorrow morning, Go,
Head, I broke my arm this morning,
I must take a sick leave.
Head, I'm going to give birth in a few weeks,
I want to take leave.
The company's at war,
The labor laws allow us to leave,,,
4 weeks before and 6 weeks after delivery,
Change it to 1 week before and 9 weeks after,
Or I'll get the doctor ready,
You'll give birth here,
Go,,,
Give birth in the office?
How will that be possible?
Everyone will see it.
I'd be too embarrassed.
Head, I have a secret,
Can you keep it for me?
Go ahead,
I've got breast cancer, I need to see a doctor in Sichuan,
I want to take leave.
Please...
You're the most ridiculous,
How dare you tell such a lie?
Go,,,
What? $4,000?
You said $2,000 per day,
Give me or I'll expose you,
$5,000 here, Get out of my sight,
Bingo, how lucky you are,
The master's waiting for you in Sichuan,
This is the best season to absorb spiritual breath,
My company didn't approve my application, Can't go,
What's wrong with your boss?
You can't take sick leave?
My master flew to Sichuan just for you.
Everything's ready.
He'll only treat you in the next 6 months.
Yes,
I understand.
Ask if he can wait for a while,
Should be fine, But master's accommodation,,,
I'll pay for it, But have him cure Mook's legs first,
No, You got to cure yourself,
I don't need your money.
You go, It's difficult to find the master,
The master flew all the way over for you,
It's not good if no one shows up,
That's true,
$100,000, right?
So,,,
Cure me then,
Here's $150,000, Cure me first,
I am impotent,
It's you again. Why keep bothering me?
Go home and do your behavioral therapy,
I'm willing to pay $150,000,
Master Ng, I booked it first,
You first,,, but,,,
But what?
Don't quarrel...
Let's get cured together,
But he said the master could only treat one patient,
He can treat two sometimes.
No.
The master can't be distracted, I'm impotent,
No, I'll give you $200,000, Cure me only,
How inhuman. You never do any good.
Don't say about me.
Why don't you ask the master and let him decide?
That's good,
Didn't you say it's difficult to find him?
It depends on my effort,
What?
Every man for himself.
You fool, Cure others with your money,
It doesn't matter if I'm cured or not.
Not everyone is as selfish as you.
Yes,,, master,,,
Got it, got it,,,
Great, Master has been feeling well lately,
He can treat 2 patients at a time,
He'll be available for the next 12 months.
It's either my $200k or her $100k,
You decide, I only want the master to treat me,
It was you who suggested asking the master.
He said no problem and now you refuse,
But I paid twice as much, It's a bad deal for me,
You offered the money yourself,
Is your master calling?
Yes,
Hello? Yes, master,
Right,,, got it, got it,
Sorry, my master said he made a mistake,
This season is only suitable to cure impotence,
Are you serious?
What kind of doctor is this?
Forget it, We can do nothing,
Let's go,
Excuse me, I'm taking the fee now,
Do you mind me counting it?
No.
Jerk, You treat him because he paid more,
These notes are sequential,
You collect them?
No, they belong to the police,
They'll arrest you once you accept the money,
Mook.
Freeze. Police.
Freeze.
Stop running,
Walk faster,
Against the wall,
Search him,
Why did you lie to me?
I've told you before...
I need money.
Here you are.
Charcoal
$89, please,
Your change, $11,
Thanks,
"Suicide By Charcoal, Haunted Mansion Scares Off Buyers,"
I don't mind if I got to,,,
read others' proposal and increase my workload,
But I do mind reading such rubbish,
If it has such big problems,,,
take it home and revise it,
I'm not interested in an idiot's comments.
I just want to know what Head thinks,
What? I haven't read it,
And you're asking me to revise it?
It's OK if he read it.
Will you revise it or not?
No. Otherwise I'll quit.
What? Quitting?
You can quit only if you're dead,
You said it, You all heard it,
Read the papers tomorrow,
Bingo,,,
Hey, which newspaper?
Please register, Miss Leung,
You know my name already, Why bother?
Are you going to register?
I won't, Go back to sleep,
Listen...
I don't doze off at work.
You can't go up if you don't register,
Go get some sleep,
I'm a responsible security guard,
Stupid boss, I'll die in your room,
It's the guard, What happened?
Open the door,,,
Full of smoke.
What?
Do I need your approval to smoke a cigar?
It's wet...
Must be burning charcoal,
Yes, I'm burning charcoal,
None of your business.
I warn you. Don't mess around.
Burn it on Friday.
Why Friday?
It's my day-off.
I'll give you 15 minutes to pack up your things,
Or I'll call the cops,
Why would anyone kill herself?
Tired of living?
Lawrence, I'm Bingo Leung,
4SC32 in Tsuen Wan West is out of order,
Please get someone to fix it,
What's the time now, miss?
Stop bothering people,
Go change it yourself,
What?
I told you already.
Buy some flowers and borrow a bra to flirt with her,
You didn't listen, Now you're screwed,
You deserve it,
You don't understand, She's a poor girl,
Not my business.
You're my patient, Not her,
She's not the source of your problem,
You want her to beat you up again?
Nothing to say? It's because I'm reasonable,
V, are you going to see her?
No.
What if she finds you?
Turn her down,
What if you two meet by chance?
I'll turn the other way.
Good,
Your office called and said you haven't been to work for days,
Anything wrong?
Nothing, What did you tell them?
Nothing, Your mom got the call,
Mom, what did you say?
I said you were busy.
They asked why I didn't work and you said I was busy?
Your brother told me to say it,
You must be busy with other things, that's why you didn't go to work,
Your sister-in-law said so,
I was just guessing,
Why eavesdrop on me?
Me? It was you who had a loud voice.
You didn't have to listen to it,
Did you ask for my permission?
Who did you speak to?
My mom thought you got dumped.
Good girl, did you get dumped?
It's no big deal, Never happened to me,
Me neither.
How about us?
Don't know about you. Never happened to me.
Bingo,,,
Winnie,,, She saw Steve and I together,
What should I do, Bingo?
Calm down,
Where is Steve?
Winnie knocked him out unconscious,
Let go of me,
Bitch, how dare you,
It's normal having more than one partner,,,
What did you say?
Calm down,
You knew already, Whose side are you on?
Hers?
No... Hers?
Are you forcing her to say it?
You adulterous couple,
Don't hold me... No...
Bitch.
Don't fight,
You're worse than me,
You called me a bitch,
You started the fight first,
No...
Shameless, Stealing my man,
Steve said he doesn't love you,
Enough,
I want to blame someone. But who?
Hey...
You bitch, Still fighting?
We're sisters for years,,, Don't fight,,,
Hit me if you want.
OK, no problem,
I'll call you later.
Something to drink?
Same,
License check, Please switch on the light,
Please produce your ID,
Produce your business registration and liquor license,
Miss, your ID please,
Outrageous, How disgusting,
What did you eat? It's got everything,
You aimed right at me,
It's all over me.
No...
Don't come...
Sorry, sir,
Go, I won't do it,
I won't do it.
Sorry, sir, My friend is drunk,
Why you two sit so far apart? Keep an eye on her,
This is my new uniform, I won't do it,
Go, Sorry,,,
Why me?
Why did you have to tell me?
You're only prolonging my misery,
If you saved the news for another day,
I'd never found out.
I'd get married and have baby, or,,,
maybe a grandson,
When I'm that old,
it won't matter if I get the operation,
Head, Healed up myself,
Tail, Suddenly healed up,
Head, Healed up myself,
Tail, Suddenly healed up,
I've burnt charcoal twice...
I couldn't kill myself.
If you really want to die, you'll get your wish.
Die if it's head; healed up if it's tail,
Do you dare?
Why not?
Come on,
Head. Die.
Want to toss again?
No, go ahead,
Stand still,
Don't stop,
Come on,
You moved,
It's only reflex.
Your car was too far away, I had time to get away,
Get closer,
More.
Closer,
Enough? Sure,
Enough? I'm coming,
Stop,,,
What's up this time?
I'm thirsty...
I can't look at the car.
Ready?
Come on,
If you really want to die, you would've been dead long ago,
I'd get married and have baby, or,,,
maybe a grandson,
What are you doing?
Want to get angry? Go ahead,
Getting angry can help you, It's helpful,
Turn it off,
I've had it. I won't listen. Turn it off.
No...
I won't listen to it.
Listen to me.
What you've been escaping from is not others,,,
not any disease,,,
but yourself,
After tonight, bring back the happy Bingo we once knew,
She's been waiting for you,
"Cherish your life, We're here to listen,"
Miss.
What?
I'm a housewife who don't speak well,
The price of this dangerous item never goes up,
Don't buy it if it's useless to you.
You will find a way out,
You're young and pretty,,,
Do you like concert?
Concert?
He makes a resting-place for me in the green fields,
He is my guide by the quiet waters.
He gives new life to my soul,
He is my guide in the ways of righteousness because of His name,
Yes, though I go through the valley of deep shade,
I will have no fear of evil...
This is a nice place,
There are malls nearby,
Sure, It's good,
Right, the clergyman said,,,
a sister had cancer and was fully recovered,
Did she undergo an operation?
You mean Miss Chui?
I made dumplings for her when she was in hospital,
She loved my dumplings,
said they were the best,
She couldn't stop eating,
Did she get the operation?
Of course she did,
You don't believe it?
Yes... I do...
Don't believe in everything.
I know some people oppose it,
You shouldn't believe in it,
My son's great. He can sing.
But... He doesn't talk much. He's really shy.
He's a good boy, Doesn't smoke or drink,
Don't believe me?
Yes... I do,
If you love singing so much, I have a friend in the business...
You can go for an audition,
No.
No worries. Send out your demo.
I sent out one for commercial jingles,
Someone called Bingo said it was rubbish...
Are you also in the advertising industry?
Do you know who Bingo is?
No, I don't,
Then... Noting,
What if I know her?
Tell her, I, Fung Sing-ping...
will remember her for the rest of his life,
I'm sure if she listened to the song carefully...
she would say you sang well,
Impossible,
It's possible,
You often sing when working for West Rail,
Maybe she heard you.
How do you know I sing at work?
You mom said that,
She doesn't know it,
I don't know how she knows.
Anyway, I don't know that Bingo,
Doctor Cheung, please,
He's not back yet. Please wait a moment.
OK, thanks,
Did you ignore every word I said?
Should I turn away if I meet her by chance?
You better, because otherwise your car will run her over,
But I proved to her she didn't want to die,
She needs a psychiatrist, not a psychologist,
I haven't recovered.
I said she won't help you,
I'm just helping people,
I like to help people, You know that,
Nothing to say? It's because I'm reasonable,
Guys like you never know the happiness of giving help,
"Keeping positive in a negative time,"
You're helpless, Don't come back here again,
Now there're 2 options you can choose from,
First, get a hooker and have a good time,
Second, get a girlfriend and live miserably,
But stay away from the girl.
Are you mad?
Let's drink tonight,
No.
Come see a doctor?
Just saw him,
Sir, this is...
I'm waiting for friends, Won't be long,
Is this the way you two want it?
Still fighting?
Still hating each other?
No friendship all because of a bastard?
Answer me... why don't you answer me?
You're much worse, Giving up the record company job,
An arrogant gal becomes pathetic?
Tell me, Are you doing it right?
Sir...
Wait a moment, Won't be long,
Are we sisters now?
Dump him right away,
I haven't seen Steve for a long time,
I smacked him at Time Square last week.
You don't need to be so hard,
Sorry...
Actually, they're fine now,
They made a wish that if your breast...
would be fine...
they'd dump Steve without hesitation,
They were just fooling you,
This is for women, sir, You can't come in,
Really? I know her.
It's nothing to do with knowing her,
You can't come in, Please...
Can't even chat? We're friends...
I learned it from movies.
Men go to sauna room to work things out...
when they have profound hatred,
So?
I'll do it myself.
Just a bit, Hurry up,
Hurry up. I need it.
What's up?
Still can't find Bingo,
Go on, Do you have her phone number?
I left messages,
What did you leave her?
I said Mr. Chan called.
Say the company's in crisis, stupid,
Hello, this is Mr, Chan,
The company's in crisis, stupid,
What's the rush to find me?
Bingo, Gus stole the company's baby product info,
and joined Man Shing,
What's "Man Shing"?
Gus accused you of...
joining another advertising agency,
No wonder you didn't believe in me.
Bingo, we can't lose the M & G account,
Can you come back to help us?
Take your time, Speak one at a time,
Head, I got to go to dad's funeral and need a day off,
Fine...
Go in the morning and come back after the wake,
No problem...
Head, I don't want to give birth in the office,
You can take leaves 4 weeks before and 6 after...
or even 6-8, No problem,
Head, we're getting married and want a 2-day leave,
Can one of you take leave first?
One?
Up to you,
OK, OK, Both can go,
Done. Are you satisfied?
Do you... need to see the doctor in Sichuan?
No, I don't,
I'll probably die anyway, I'll help you this time,
This way, please,
You don't have a chance getting this account,
A thief can be distinguished by his look,
Some stupid guys wanted me to look over your data,
Not my business.
Who... are you calling... stupid?
Hello, Mr, Hui, I'm from Man Shing...
Let's get to the point, I have gifts for you,
Some changes in the plan,
I want one of you...
to sell an awful-looking baby food,
It's the bottle you're holding.
The look doesn't matter if it's delicious,
It tastes awful.
Doesn't matter if it's nutritious.
It has no nutrients.
Hard to eat, added with preservatives...
and artificial food coloring,
In one word, it's trash,
If you can make this trash sell,
our entire advertising campaign will belong to you,
That's all,
Hi. Hi.
I heard you were fighting with your pals.
Uncle should keep his mouth shut,
You're busy?
I can't figure it out... A piece of trash...
Let's go outside,
Where to?
I'm bringing you to see a person,
Who?
You'll find out,
Need a coin toss?
Head, go, Tail, go right away,
Sure,
Tail, Go right away,
Babe, do you know what uncle's name is now?
What?
"I asked for it."
Can't help it, She's my cure,
Your drawing's beautiful,
And your baby is cute,
He follows my husband all the time.
V told me all about you,
You know operation is the best solution,
Anything you can't resolve?
I don't know.
I cried the first time I looked at myself in the mirror,
The next day I bought cosmetics and...
applied to the breast crazily, How stupid,
You know I like big breasts,
That's why I dated her,
I never imagined facing something like this,
Remember? When Penny was diagnosed of breast cancer...
I tried to pretend nothing had happened,
I lied to myself that it'd be fine suddenly.
I also lied to myself.
And you said it's the first stage of sorrow,
and she'd get angry if I was upset,
I hated God that let her suffer.
Sometimes I needed someone to vent my anger,
My husband... became the victim for sure.
I was really aggravated. I'm a guy.
And you said she'd get nervous breakdown,
I was afraid my husband would leave me.
I tried to kill myself...
I didn't know what to do until I found you.
You told me to discover her positive qualities,
I knew nothing about her positive qualities,
Because of my husband, I started painting again,
I studied fine arts in the university.
Such abandoned ability finally got myself back,
And I finally removed the breast,
I recovered and we had a baby.
Remember when I held the baby for the first time,
I knew that...
As long as I faced the disease...
I still could lead a happy life,
She was suddenly optimistic without me doing anything,
It's because you didn't do anything.
What?
It's enough that you kept her company,
I asked for it.
Is that right, babe?
Uncle asked for it,
That guy told me to have tea here,
He wants you to encourage me.
He always has such wicked ideas.
Motivation speeches can be dull,
You would never listen,
Is it here?
Yes, thanks,
I didn't think you cared that much.
I learned from you.
Am I a troublemaker?
If helping others counts, you are,
I'm meeting someone, I'll see you later,
Looking for me?
The record company will receive your demo,
Then a fierce woman named Winnie...
will invite you to an audition,
Stop kidding me,
Do I sound like I'm kidding?
I can't do it. Why force me?
I won't go,
Anger can be helpful,
It's useful.
No... I won't go,
You haven't tried it, Why keep saying you can't?
Let him go,
Try me, I don't need people's encouragement,
And I can sing better,
Aren't we going?
I was dumped, Get in the car,
Where to?
Buy some fruits.
Why?
You can't go to people's home empty-handed,
Whose home?
Your parents' home,
Why go to their home?
You know it,
I won't say it.
If they learn from others...
that their daughter is ill, it'll break their heart,
You don't understand, They're abnormal,
Don't worry.
In my profession, I've encountered all kinds of families,
No problem, Don't be scared,
Brother.
Hello. Come in.
Maybe another day.
No problem, Don't be scared,
Dad.
Uncle,
Take a seat,
Something's wrong, Let's do this another day,
Don't worry. It's what a normal family does.
Minding their own business,
Don't worry. It's OK.
You're here, Sister-in-law,
My sister-in-law... Hello.
It's too nice of you.
How long have you been together?
We're... just friends,
We're friends...
I can tell... dinner is almost ready.
When will you say it?
During dinner,
You must tell them,
Fine.
Sorry, You've waited too long,
My mom.
Hello, auntie,
Mom, what's wrong with brother and dad?
Your dad was fired by your brother this afternoon,
Your dad was fired by your brother?
My brother owns this restaurant.
He hired the whole family.
Dinner, fatty,
I can look for other jobs,
What a ruthless employer, Do you think so?
Unreasonable, Tell me...
Tell me... Of course it's wrong,
My son fired me. God will punish you.
I'll sue him at the Labour Department,
Calm down...
Alright, Sue me,
Tell them you've tricked me with bogus invoices,
What? What are you talking about?
Happened everyday, I'm not framing you,
I told you it's difficult to tell them.
Don't worry. It's nothing.
Don't get all acted up, I'm your dad,
I'm your boss.
See how you behave?
This is not the first time he tricked me,
We have company rules to follow,
Fine, I'm leaving,
Leaving? You haven't had dinner,
I won't eat.
You won't eat?
I'll eat outside. Are you coming?
I'm watching him, take care of the little brother,
I've chosen the wrong date,
They're always like this, They'll be fine,
You... have something to say?
Sure, Tell him,
Tell him?
Tell him and the whole world will know,
V, I want to find Penny,
Have you called Bingo yet?
It's the voicemail.
What did you say?
I said Chan called.
Head, why don't you do the presentation?
I know nothing, What can I say? Stupid,
Good morning,
Start,
Mr, Hui, first of all...
I tasted this pile of stuff,
As Mr, Hui said...
it's disgusting,
But it doesn't matter...
because babies can't speak,
They can only cry, and if they cry...
the parents will assume they're hungry and feed them more,
More crying and more food... until the babies refuse to eat,
If they don't eat, we'll starve them.
The babies will eat anything when they're hungry,
They'll get used to it, just like...
feeding a dog,
Feeding a dog?
Just like this picture of an emperor,
We must feature the product's nobleness,
Let customers proud of eating noble food,
But this is disgusting, you know,
So...
I'll use "disgusting" as a selling point,
The slogan is...
"The one who can suffer is superior",
Then the babies will have no rights to choose,
That's right,
As long as we can fool their parents,
Your turn now,
I understand Bingo's concept fully,
I'll speak on her behalf,
In English grammar...
Man is "he", woman is "she", baby is "it",
"It" also stands for cat and dog,
Therefore, selling baby food...
is the same as selling food for cats and dogs,
You can feed them, You can starve them,
We'll add some MSG into it,
Let them get used to adult's world from childhood,
Are you crazy?
Add MSG into baby food?
No... I've already added it.
How can babies eat this kind of trash?
I'm poor, but I'll never abuse my babies,
Sorry I'm late,
Mr, Hui, can you give me a chance to speak?
Give me a reason,
Why should I listen to a person who's late?
Because you haven't found what you're looking for,
Another painting?
This is not a famous painting,
But it faithfully captures the first time...
a woman touches her baby,
And from then on, parents and their baby...
start the closest communication,
Through baby food, hygiene products...
and leisure goods,
parents give love and care to their baby,
M & G products stand for care,
giving without return,
A spirit of commitment,
treasuring the time together,
and enjoying every contact,
Why do you talk about our older products?
We're talking about selling trash,
Tell me how to sell this piece of trash,
Don't fool me, Mr, Hui,
You know what you're selling,
This baby food is for 1-year-old babies,
But baby product comes in a series...
which babies use from the time they're born,
And the product is not trash at all,
It's delicious and contains carotene...
DHA, Omega 3, linolenic and linoleic acid,
It's rich in nutrients.
You should know better the quality of your products,
Now you've planned the whole series,
the entire M & G ad campaign are yours,
Thank you for your help from now on,
Thank you, Mr, Hui, We'll work hard for this,
Mr, Hui, it's delicious,
Why did you say it's trash?
You believed me?
It clearly shows you never tasted it.
Trash? My son eats it every day,
Things aren't so bad...
once you've tasted them,
Go,
I know you were checking me out.
Winnie and May did, Not me,
You didn't? No,
But I checked you out.
You're always checking girls out?
I only looked at May and Winnie.
We came and you just talked on the phone...
Did you want us to leave?
I...
Sorry,
Hello?
I'm having dinner with a friend,
OK, Bye,
This guy who calls me so often...
is my patient,
He's bored and wants someone to chat with.
I have a gift for you,
You wanted to borrow it from me,
Are you still doing behavioral therapy?
Never tried. I don't know.
I hope I won't need it,
You said the therapy would require you to date me,
But you thought it was too cheap.
Is it really cheap to date me?
I use your affection to cure myself,
then I dump you afterwards, Isn't that cheap?
You're going in circles just to emphasize you're not cheap,
It's so clear that I'm not cheap at all,
So why do you help me?
There's a game in psychology, Want to play?
What is it?
Let's use your operation as the topic.
Let's write down a question we want to ask each other,
We'll exchange our questions,
Then we'll get the answer we want,
Want to tick me?
Try it out,
"Can you accept it?"
"I'll accept it,"
Sorry, I need to answer the call,
I need to answer the call.
Hello? Yes, Dr, Kong,
In the morning, right?
Do I need to bring anything?
OK... ID card,
Sure, How about the report?
Chan Chi-ho, Yes,
Sing-ping,
It's your turn.
Don't panic, OK?
What's your name?
Bingo Leung,
Do you know what operation you're undergoing today?
Radical mastectomy of left breast.
Don't panic, You'll now be under anesthetic,
We've been together for years,
I'll miss you.
My classmates said it's tight and uncomfortable.
The boys teased us,
Every girl needs it.
Sometimes my breasts feel sore,
As if something is swelling inside,
You're going through puberty, You have to wear a bra,
Miss, please see if there's one that fits her,
OK, please wait,
I've been wearing it since I was your age,
Excuse me. I want to ask if...
there's any discount?
THE END Subtitles by: Reklame11